Contract date: Who the hell knows
This one hardly needs any explanation, although she’s pissed off the devil so many times that he’s just waiting, sharpening his claws. First of all, he does NOT wear Prada. I mean, really – all those ugly prints? And the shoes with the “weird for weird’s sake” heels? And the pretension of those space age stores with skate board ramp type floors and salespeople who look like they are about to drop dead at any minute? And don’t even get him started on their 2007 handbag line…
Johannes says: I believe that underneath that frosty exterior is a warm-hearted woman whose heart bleeds for animals, for young women with body issues and for those who make less than five million a year. I believe that she’s really, truly concerned about ….snnooooooooooooorrrt. Sorry. Couldn’t do it with straight face anymore. She’s screwed.